Prison Narrative Follower Gifts

Well, if you're innocent, the strangler must still be out there. And if that's the case, we're probably safer in here.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

Prison Wallpaper.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

In The Bastille

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

A prison with a conservatory attached.

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

'It wouldn't hurt you to visit me once in a while!'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

"I was doing ok before the investigation

"He says he won't wear a mask."

'I got busted for Identity Theft: I was pretending to be the Prince...'

"I was making big money! Yes, an inch too big."

Earl's magic show was very popular with his fellow inmates

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"