Prison Narrative Follower Pillows

Well, if you're innocent, the strangler must still be out there. And if that's the case, we're probably safer in here.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Tic-tac-toe

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Sweet Jailbreak

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Prison Wallpaper.

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

A prison with a conservatory attached.

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

In The Bastille

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

Earl's magic show was very popular with his fellow inmates

'Why did you leave your last job after being there for twenty years?' 'I got paroled.'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

"I was making big money! Yes, an inch too big."

'I got busted for Identity Theft: I was pretending to be the Prince...'

"He says he won't wear a mask."

"I was doing ok before the investigation

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'