Prison Escape Plotter Gifts

'Have you considered that perhaps it's just your negative attitude that makes this place so miserable?'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

"It's a setup."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

'He hits a deep one to left field! It's at the wall! It's over the wall! A home run!'

Prisoner escape

'Hello, Tech Support? I hit 'escape' and I'm still here!'

'No it's not a file,Ted- it's a bulldozer!'

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

For use in case of wrongful arrest.

'I mean it... you look good in a beard!'

'They're letting you out on parole. But I've spent the last two years digging an escape tunnel.'

Sunbathing in jail.

Trimming

'Why did you leave your last job after being there for twenty years?' 'I got paroled.'

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"

"Hey, this reminds me of camp when I was a kid! I won't bore you with all the stories! Well, ok. . . there was this one time. . ."

"Just came back to pick up my mail."

'It's from my wife's lawyer - she's giving me my freedom.'

"When you said every single one of us without exception, did you mean me too?"

'After cheating death, I naturally assumed I could cheat taxes, too.'

'Let it go, man. I really don't think your ex expects you to break out to attend her wedding. I think she's moved on.'

'This is the first time in five years we've managed to get the whole law firm together.'

'The last cake you sent tasted like hack-saw blades!'