Prison Escape Plotter T-Shirts

'Have you considered that perhaps it's just your negative attitude that makes this place so miserable?'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

"It's a setup."

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

'He hits a deep one to left field! It's at the wall! It's over the wall! A home run!'

Prisoner escape

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

'Hello, Tech Support? I hit 'escape' and I'm still here!'

'I mean it... you look good in a beard!'

"When you said every single one of us without exception, did you mean me too?"

'No it's not a file,Ted- it's a bulldozer!'

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

'Why did you leave your last job after being there for twenty years?' 'I got paroled.'

For use in case of wrongful arrest.

'They're letting you out on parole. But I've spent the last two years digging an escape tunnel.'

Sunbathing in jail.

Trimming

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"

'It's from my wife's lawyer - she's giving me my freedom.'

'After cheating death, I naturally assumed I could cheat taxes, too.'

'Let it go, man. I really don't think your ex expects you to break out to attend her wedding. I think she's moved on.'

'I started out writing ransom notes, then switched to escape fiction while in prison.'

'The last cake you sent tasted like hack-saw blades!'