Escape Plans Mugs

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

A vampire in a canoe.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Desert Island Fantasies

"FREEDOM!!!"

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

How time can get away from you.

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

"Gah! Too many people!"

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

Desert Island Inmate

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'He's gone off me - he had a FULL tank!'

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

'I became Free-Range a long time ago when I managed to pick the lock of my cage and escape...'

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

Deflating Island