Escape Room Aficionado Pillows

"It's his birthday."

'Any ideas other than a tunnel?'

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Desert Island Fantasies

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Houdini's Dog

Clock Face Golf Set

Golf escape.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"That's my exit strategy."

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

Patient walking out of hospital.

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

Prison Escape

"Yep, it's another roo... Um, guys? This may prove to be a bit more difficult than we had originally thought."

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

Desert Island Game

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."

Convict has dug a tunnel, but ended up coming out of a desert island

Office jumping from one building to another.