Escape Room Adventurer Pillows

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Desert Island Fantasies

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Gamers

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Arcarde Patrol

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

'I hate rainy days!'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."