Escape Room Adventurer Pillows

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Desert Island Fantasies

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Houdini Museum. Can you at least give us a hint where the exit is?

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Arcarde Patrol

Gamers

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

'I hate rainy days!'

"That's my exit strategy."