Panic Room Aficionado Gifts

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

The End is Nigh

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

Medical Center.

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

Safety last.

Panic Button

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

"A mouse! A mouse!"

"Did we turn off the stove?"

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

Creepy Delivery.

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

The Headless Horseman's Traumatic Childhood

'Hey, it's all right - we're ALL afraid of vacuum cleaners.'

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

"I knew it. I just KNEW it. How long have I had this condition, doctor? Is there a cure? Oh, God, it just had to be disease, didn't it..." Cathy finds out that she has hypochondria.

"What? The market didn't break a record today? Now where did I put my panic button?"

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'

"Doctor I think it is incompatible blood..."

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

'I had that nightmare again, where I get eaten by a dog!'

'So you get jumpy when anyone speaks to you!'