Orange Aficionado T-Shirts

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'Do you think oranges are healthy?'

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

Apples for sale

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

Advocado

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Hats and Food

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Men's fragrances...

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'