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'My dentist recommended it.'

Hats and Food

'Talk about oaky.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Apples for sale

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Country Bumpkin.

Advocado

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Trickle or Spray!?'

The Last Leaf

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"They’re real."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"I just need help getting the pit out."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Pull the udder one

'Can he come out and play?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Police Cow!

"Apple harvest."

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."