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Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

"Try here!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Hats and Food

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Harold, you've changed."

"They’re real."

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Pull the udder one

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Cow and Milk

Police Cow!

Rubbish Carousel

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Shuck me.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

The worm that churned!

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'My dentist recommended it.'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"