Acorn Enthusiast Prints

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

I still say you're going overboard.

"Try here!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Hats and Food

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

"Harold, you've changed."

Milking the Cow.

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Pull the udder one

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Rubbish Carousel

Police Cow!

Cow and Milk

'Shuck me.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

The worm that churned!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"Can you keep a secret?"