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"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Hats and Food

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Bumble Bee

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

D.I.Y

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Stop and Birch

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'My dentist recommended it.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Tree Squirrel

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"All our workers are working from home today."

No tree hugging.