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"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Hats and Food

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Bumble Bee

Do you have anything bigger?

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"I brought cocoa."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

D.I.Y

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Stop and Birch

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'My dentist recommended it.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

No tree hugging.

"All our workers are working from home today."