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'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Banana Split...

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Milking the Cow.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"No. You turn over."

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Nana!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"Yes, it is hot in here."