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Farmer and FIsherman

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Peter Gabriel

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Big Ballet Dancer.

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Levity

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

Gentrification of the Fridge.

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

Ginger was born to dance.

Damien Hirst

Fly Mimes.

David Bowie

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

Alchemist - name and ate unknown: 'At the Transylvania Conference, everyone was claiming to have the philosopher's stone. As chair of the select committee on turning lead into gold, I expect to have conclusive report within a decade or two.'

Do you see a young woman or an old woman?

Man blowing bubbles

"The Squire theater is just two blocks down, right on the corner. the show thee, 'Whispers of Danger' is a standard mystery, with a lackluster second act. Mis Laporte, however, gives the most lyrical and sensitive performance of her career."

'What happened between design and development?'

The Global Playhouse - 'Hamlet' A new play by W Shakespeare - 'You'll come out quoting'.

Glass Production

Noah suddenly regrets using the IKEA flatpack end-of-the-world Ark design.

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

Vissa d'Arte from Tosca

International Compliments.