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Apple Picking 2020

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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Apple harvest."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

People of the Fall

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

The One That Newton Missed

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Flava Superba

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did