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Apple Picking 2020

Apples for sale

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Apple harvest."

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Garden of Eden and scrumping

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

People of the Fall

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

The One That Newton Missed

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Flava Superba

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).