Fiscal Fortune Seeker T-Shirts

'I see your investments going up but it's not clear which ones or when.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

"Trepanning for gold"

Gambling on office building construction

'The financial advisor is here.'

Golden Eggs.

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."