Fiscal Fortune Seeker Gifts

'I see your investments going up but it's not clear which ones or when.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

"Trepanning for gold"

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'The financial advisor is here.'

Golden Eggs.

Gambling on office building construction

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'