Fiscal Fun-seeker T-Shirts

'I'm worried; these figures actually add up.'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

IRS, 'Don't forget -- your first payment on that barrel is due in 30 days.'

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Hi, I'm your personal pensions advisor, Miss Sold"

'The financial advisor is here.'

'That one looks like a hefty tax cut with simultaneous reduction in the deficit.'

"Of course you don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time - You can always CHARGE it!"

"Want to play a little game of "Guess Their Tax Bracket?'"

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

Looks like another hostile takeover...

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

'Oh my god! We've been the victims of cyber crime. . . someone on the other side of the world has paid all our bills.'