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Time To Vacation Again.

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

The Heating Oil Problem.

Propane Supply

Short Memories

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

The last drop of oil...

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

Pot of Gold...

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Gasoline fuel theft

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

"You're not going anywhere to drill for oil - I have the keys to the truck!"

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

Facing a Cold Winter

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

Supreme Gas