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Time To Vacation Again.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

The Heating Oil Problem.

Propane Supply

Short Memories

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

The New Modern-Day Lament.

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The last drop of oil...

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

Pot of Gold...

Gasoline fuel theft

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

Events that affect your fuel costs...

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

Supreme Gas

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

"You're not going anywhere to drill for oil - I have the keys to the truck!"

Facing a Cold Winter