Energy Saving Strategist Pillows

'Now that winter is coming with all these heating bills we wonder if you could teach us how to hibernate?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

AA Meeting Here Today

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Windmill Maintenance

Electricity Bills

The Heating Oil Problem.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"Boss, I have a suggestion for you that's win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums... If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life."

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

US Energy Consumption

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

Oil prices exceeding 105 dollars a barrel.

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"

Bright Ideas: Then and Now.