Gasoline Guru Prints

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

'So how much petrol do you want to buy?'

'Free with 20 liters, Debt Counselling'

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

Big Bump Gas.

Spin for Oil.

"You'd better be cheering for a team...and not higher gasoline prices..!"

'I was able to get an auto loan at a good rate. Now I'm shopping around for a gasoline loan.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Oil shock.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'