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The Mighty Hoover Dam.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Don Quilowatte

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

Nuclear energy.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Sandcastles

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

And God said 'Let there be a thermonuclear power station' and there was light.

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

Wrong end of extension cord.

A solar powered cow.

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

Unplugged.

God bless our all-electric home.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

Beluga Cruise Lines ensured that its ships would never lose power.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."