Diesel Devotee Gifts

"What's the black stuff coming out of the exhaust pipe?"

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I know it is of this earth...."

US dollar rising and falling.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

US Energy Needs.

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Dollar

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Goodbye cruel world."

User friendly soil.

Raining dollars in America.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

No news is good news.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Greville Starkey

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Ask Mister Buck: Financial Expert. Dear Mister Buck, is it true that "money talks"? Yes, and it drowns out everything else!

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

Hit me.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'