Clean Dirt Devotee Gifts

Clean dirt.

Moses separating his Laundry.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'