Clean Dirt Devotee Gifts

Clean dirt.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I know it is of this earth...."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'