Diesel Devotee Pillows

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I know it is of this earth...."

US dollar rising and falling.

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Goodbye cruel world."

Dollar

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

User friendly soil.

Raining dollars in America.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

No news is good news.

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

Hit me.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Diesel Prices

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'