Diesel Enthusiast Gifts

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

US Energy Needs.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

I love my motor.

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'The penguin is upset...'

Nice park. . .