Diesel Enthusiast T-Shirts

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Man helping a mini learner driver

US Energy Needs.

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Car wash / Mouth wash

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Nice park. . .

I love my motor.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'The penguin is upset...'

A man and woman use oars from within their car.