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Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Flight simulator'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

This is where Brent council sends you

'We've found the problem...'

"This is a terrible table!"

"Rising sea levels."

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

'I can't turn it off.'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

An snail shell with a chimney

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Global Warming.

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'You suck milk out of your mum? That's disgusting!'

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."