Gas Cylinder Humorist T-Shirts

'I can't turn it off.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Flight simulator'

CLEAR!

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Beware of SUV.'

'We've found the problem...'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.