Laughing Gas Enthusiast T-Shirts

Woke up an hour later, cavity filled, teeth cleaned. (woman has shot man with a tranquiliser dart).

'5 teeth or less.' supermarket checkout

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

US Energy Needs.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Gas prices up.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'I can't turn it off.'

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

'Do you have poop points?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Oil Profits

Diesel Prices

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

Petrol.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Grades of booze

"... I slow for petrol"

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'

'Dad, think about all the money in the tanks of those automobiles out there.'

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

April Fool/April Fuel!