Laughing Gas Enthusiast Mugs

Woke up an hour later, cavity filled, teeth cleaned. (woman has shot man with a tranquiliser dart).

Your eyelids are growing heavy … heavy … when you awake you will have fewer teeth and fewer dollars … and you will feel refreshed … I don't know why, but that's why hypnotists always say. ?

'5 teeth or less.' supermarket checkout

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

US Energy Needs.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

'I can't turn it off.'

Gas prices up.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Do you have poop points?'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

Oil Profits

Diesel Prices

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

"... I slow for petrol"

Petrol.

Grades of booze

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'