Comedic Fuel Saver T-Shirts

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'It's a hybrid.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

The Good News...

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.

Farm Fresh - last chance before we switch to biofuel crops.

Gas prices out of reach.