Comedic Fuel Saver T-Shirts

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'It's a hybrid.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

The Good News...

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Farm Fresh - last chance before we switch to biofuel crops.