Gas Station Aficionados Gifts

Charity for Petrol.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Oil shock.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

History of Gasoline.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

"There was a bee."

Petrol.

Losing Money on Gas.

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'

The Mighty Hoover Dam.

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

Oil Cuts.

All charged up and nowhere to go.

Git It 'N' Git

"What's that unusual scent?" - "It's exclusive, it's petrol."

'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'

'Oil! Uranium! Coal! This is the best Christmas ever!'

SUV has a drinking problem.

"Check your oil? Empty your astray? Wipe your nose? Kiss youfeet?..."

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

Your eyelids are growing heavy … heavy … when you awake you will have fewer teeth and fewer dollars … and you will feel refreshed … I don't know why, but that's why hypnotists always say. ?

'I don't want your car... I just want the gas!'

Family of tanks.

Woke up an hour later, cavity filled, teeth cleaned. (woman has shot man with a tranquiliser dart).

"...two fifty...THREE dollars...three fifty...FOUR dollars..."