Gas Station Aficionados Prints

Charity for Petrol.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Oil shock.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

History of Gasoline.

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

"There was a bee."

Petrol.

Losing Money on Gas.

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'

Oil Cuts.

Git It 'N' Git

The Mighty Hoover Dam.

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

"What's that unusual scent?" - "It's exclusive, it's petrol."

'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'

All charged up and nowhere to go.

'Oil! Uranium! Coal! This is the best Christmas ever!'

"Check your oil? Empty your astray? Wipe your nose? Kiss youfeet?..."

SUV has a drinking problem.

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

Family of tanks.

'I don't want your car... I just want the gas!'

Woke up an hour later, cavity filled, teeth cleaned. (woman has shot man with a tranquiliser dart).

"...two fifty...THREE dollars...three fifty...FOUR dollars..."

"This is ridiculous. $2.50 to air up a tire. Inflation is even affecting inflation."