Gas Guzzler Enthusiasts Prints

Shall I cough on your tires while I'm at it?

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Oil shock.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

Gas eyedropper.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Oil Profits

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Grades of booze

Petrol.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

Addiction: high gas prices.

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

Energy Crisis

'Dad, think about all the money in the tanks of those automobiles out there.'

'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'

April Fool/April Fuel!