Gas Guzzler's Delight Prints

Pot of Gold.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Oil shock.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Addiction: high gas prices.

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

Charity for Petrol.

'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'

Fuel Crisis Panic Buying

"What's that unusual scent?" - "It's exclusive, it's petrol."

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

SUV has a drinking problem.

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

Your eyelids are growing heavy … heavy … when you awake you will have fewer teeth and fewer dollars … and you will feel refreshed … I don't know why, but that's why hypnotists always say. ?

'I want everything you've got!'

'Busy day?'

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

Woke up an hour later, cavity filled, teeth cleaned. (woman has shot man with a tranquiliser dart).

Gas Prices

Boutique Gasolines

Gas Prices.

Shall I cough on your tires while I'm at it?

'5 teeth or less.' supermarket checkout