Laughing Gas Lovers Prints

'Anaesthetic is a big hammer on the NHS.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Rising Gas Prices

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'I can't turn it off.'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

History of Gasoline.

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

Petrol.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'

Charity for Petrol.

'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

'Oil! Uranium! Coal! This is the best Christmas ever!'

SUV has a drinking problem.

'I don't want your car... I just want the gas!'

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

'Busy day?'

Your eyelids are growing heavy … heavy … when you awake you will have fewer teeth and fewer dollars … and you will feel refreshed … I don't know why, but that's why hypnotists always say. ?

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

Woke up an hour later, cavity filled, teeth cleaned. (woman has shot man with a tranquiliser dart).