Laughing Gas Lovers Prints

'Anaesthetic is a big hammer on the NHS.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Rising Gas Prices

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'I can't turn it off.'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

History of Gasoline.

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

Petrol.

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'

Charity for Petrol.

'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

'Oil! Uranium! Coal! This is the best Christmas ever!'

SUV has a drinking problem.

'I don't want your car... I just want the gas!'

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

'Busy day?'

Woke up an hour later, cavity filled, teeth cleaned. (woman has shot man with a tranquiliser dart).

"...two fifty...THREE dollars...three fifty...FOUR dollars..."