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"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Whack-a-molecule

Computer games

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Prawn Amend

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."