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"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Whack-a-molecule

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Prawn Amend

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."