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'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

With an itchy trigger finger, shoot first then scratch.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Artists of the wild west.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"I'm using a silencer!"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

Men shooting both claim the same bird

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

Going shooting

Anniversary of Capture of Gibraltar

'That's why i never wear my mobile phone next to my gun.'

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'

"I think we're on the cusp of a breakthrough here!"

Afternoon crafts

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'