Self-defense Guru T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt for your self-defense enthusiast. Our fun and empowering designs are perfect for training sessions or casual outings, helping them showcase their passion and confidence with a clever twist.

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'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.' mockup

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

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'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!' mockup

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

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'OK - drop it or I'll sing.'

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"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique." mockup

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

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Women's Martial Arts Center

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'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.' mockup

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

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"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks." mockup

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

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Martial Arts

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Mod Kwan Doh

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KAWAII T'AI CHI

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Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right! mockup

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

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A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself mockup

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

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Martial Arts

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'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.' mockup

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

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Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead. mockup

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

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'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

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"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

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'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!' mockup

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

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Martial arts and clumsiness.

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No one liked working the red-eye shift. mockup

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

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Stun-gun target practice.

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'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.' mockup

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

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The Karate Master

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Green Belt

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"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage." mockup

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

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'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!' mockup

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

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"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?" mockup

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

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'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.' mockup

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

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How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji mockup

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

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Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve. mockup

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

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'That's why i never wear my mobile phone next to my gun.'

'That's why i never wear my mobile phone next to my gun.' mockup

'That's why i never wear my mobile phone next to my gun.'

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"If the sexual harassment is bothering you, my karate class is always looking for new members."

"If the sexual harassment is bothering you, my karate class is always looking for new members." mockup

"If the sexual harassment is bothering you, my karate class is always looking for new members."

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'-with every bottle comes our free Jujitsu course!'

'-with every bottle comes our free Jujitsu course!' mockup

'-with every bottle comes our free Jujitsu course!'

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"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."

"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio." mockup

"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."

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Football Chameleon

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Self-defense Guru T-Shirts Collection

Self-defense Guru Mugs

Explore our range of mugs for self-defense gurus, featuring witty and empowering designs that make every coffee break a moment of motivation.

Self-defense Guru Pillows

Discover pillows that add a personal touch to their space, celebrating their passion for self-defense with inspiring and fun designs.

Self-defense Guru Prints

Browse our prints to decorate their training area or home, showcasing bold messages of strength and confidence in stylish artwork.