Women's Martial Arts Center
Self-defense Specialist T-Shirts
Put safety and strength front and center with our self-defense themed t-shirts. Ideal for everyday wear or workout sessions, they blend humor and empowerment in style.
Overjumpers
"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."
"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.
'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'
Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Mod Kwan Doh
Martial Arts
KAWAII T'AI CHI
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."
Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!
They Are Not Going to Take Me
'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'
A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself
"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."
"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."
Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.
Martial Arts
'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'
"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."
"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'
Martial arts and clumsiness.
No one liked working the red-eye shift.
Stun-gun target practice.
'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'
"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."
'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'
Man fights with his shadow.
'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'
Self-defense Specialist T-Shirts Collection
Self-defense Specialist Mugs
Explore our collection of self-defense themed mugs to start each morning with motivation and humor.
Self-defense Specialist Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring a bold message of safety and strength to any room.
Self-defense Specialist Prints
Browse inspiring prints that honor dedication and skill in self-defense.