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"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Men shooting both claim the same bird

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

Going shooting

'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Sorry, the 'Guns Everywhere' law is not in effect up here!'

"Miss Wilson, please send in the ducks."

"I wouldn't buy that one. It has a terrible kick."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Prawn Amend

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."