Gun Guru Mugs

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Men shooting both claim the same bird

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Going shooting

'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Sorry, the 'Guns Everywhere' law is not in effect up here!'

"Miss Wilson, please send in the ducks."

"I wouldn't buy that one. It has a terrible kick."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'