Gunpowder Guru Mugs

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Robots In The Boardroom

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

The Modern Novel.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Sybil Obama

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

Crocodile Selfie

Windows or Mac?

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Government and Opposition

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

The wave of immigration issues about to hit Obama's plan and the Supreme Court ruling.

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'