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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

Crocodile Selfie

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Government and Opposition

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

The wave of immigration issues about to hit Obama's plan and the Supreme Court ruling.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"