Gun Magazine Guru Pillows

Dead ducks

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Homo Gamus

'I could do that.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Whack-a-molecule

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

The Rise of Modern Art

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Prawn Amend

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Creative accounting.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'