Gun Geek Gifts

"Stop it, Jed. That is NOT how we ride shotgun!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"Especially modified you say..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Bang!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

The Lawman

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Gun Ego

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."