Gun Hobbyist Gifts

'Pull...'

'How did the shark get a gun?'

'You'd think with all this armor I'd feel secure, but I still pack a snub-nosed 38.'

"I'l be next door watching the neighbor produce an assault rifle on his new 3-D printer..."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Bang!"

The Lawman

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Progress?

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

Gun Ego

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'